I had my desire to not have anymore children completely justified for me the other day. My new friend Michell has 2 kids. She needed me to babysit for her yesterday while she went to take a driver's course here so she can get her liscence. Oh my God......... Now my son was with me as well, who has shown me he's old enough to feel jealousy. Michell's oldest is Kayleigh, who was into EVERYTHING, the baby who is 3 months old was hungry. So I'm carrying around the baby feeding it a bottle with my chin, chasing Kayleigh around the house, all while being follwed by Tristan who is screaming his head off. Half the time he was clinging for dear life to my leg. I finally sat down and tried to hold both Tristan and the baby. That didn't work either. Tristan tried to push the baby out of my arms. Michell's husband comes in the door to find his daughter in the kitchen painting her toes, Tristan screaming at my feet, and the baby being laid down in his bassonet with milk all over his face. It doesn't end there. I had to come back in the afternoon to watch them again. This time the baby slept the who time. Kayleigh and Tristan were the handful. She wanted Fruit Loops for a snack. After about 5 minutes they were all over the floor. Tristan had eaten half of them and had multi-colored spit all over his shirt. She wanted a drink. I couldn't find a lid to fit a sippy cup to save my life. I thought I found one, but it ended up spilling all down her shirt and all over the floor. I am soooo glad I don't have a little girl. I went to find new clothes and it looked like pepto-bismol puked in a closet. I couldn't find pink to match other pinks, or flowers didn't match flowers. Chasing them around the house was a pain too. Making sure they weren't into anything they weren't supposed to and all. Good Grief...... NO MORE CHILDREN FOR ME!!!!!!

posted by: Michelle  |  date & time: 10:17 PM  |  comments: